Humphrey was a lazy goon
He went to sleep in the afternoon
Under a tree, so tired was he,
Up came a bee, a fuckin great bee.

Fly away you bumble bee, I ain't no rose,
I aint no syphilitic flower, get off my fuckin nose.
Fly away, fly away, fly away........FUCK OFF !!

SPIKE ISLAND (Tune is 'If Those Lips Could Only Speak')
(Spike Island was a notorious traffic island where the japs displayed heads on spikes)

I stood on the shores of Spike Island, surrounded by syphilus and clap, CLAP CLAP
The smell of the place was a fuckin disgrace, the worst place on the map.
There was he bags and she bags and shit bags, and bags of gonorrhoea
The nurse as she pulled back my foreskin whispered these words in my ear
"If those lips could only speak, and those eyes could only see,
Oh what a wonderful tale they'd tell, all about VD.
But those lips are oh so swollen, and those eyes are all bunged up, UP UP
Never again will you venture, on a five dollar Bugis St fuck, FUCK FUCK"

I once had a notion for sailing the ocean, from morning til night I used calamine lotion
Give it fuck all......fuckin stink all.........there's a place on Spike Island for you.