Anecdotes

It was on the bridge at midnight
Jim Love
Para and French Foreign Legion vet
It was on the bridge at midnight Picking blackheads from her crutch She said sir I’ve never had it Not said I Not f*ing much It’s the same the whole world over It’s the rich what has the fun It’s the poor what gets the blame Oh ain’t it all a fing shame It was on the bridge at midnight Throwing snowballs at the moon She said ,sir I’ve never had it But she spoke too fing soon. It’s the same the whole world over It’s the rich what has the fun It’s the poor what gets the blame Oh ain’t it all a f*ing shame Additional verus and chorus sent by Roy Way 'Twas on the bridge at midnight And her lips were all-a-quiver She gave a cough And her leg fell off And floated down the river It's the same the whole world over Ain't it all a fucking shame It's the rich what gets the pleasure And the poor what gets the blame

It was on the bridge at midnight
Picking blackheads from her crutch
She said sir I’ve never had it
Not said I
Not f***ing much

It’s the same the whole world over
It’s the rich what has the fun
It’s the poor what gets the blame
Oh ain’t it all a f***ing shame

It was on the bridge at midnight
Throwing snowballs at the moon
She said ,sir I’ve never had it
But she spoke too f***ing soon.

It’s the same the whole world over
It’s the rich what has the fun
It’s the poor what gets the blame
Oh ain’t it all a f***ing shame

Additional verus and chorus
sent by Roy Way

'Twas on the bridge at midnight
And her lips were all-a-quiver
She gave a cough
And her leg fell off
And floated down the river

It's the same the whole world over
Ain't it all a fucking shame
It's the rich what gets the pleasure
And the poor what gets the blame