It was on the bridge at midnight 
Picking blackheads from her crutch
She said sir I've never had it 
Not said I 
Not f***ing much

It's the same the whole world over 
It's the rich what has the fun 
It's the poor what gets the blame 
Oh ain't it all a f***ing shame

It was on the bridge at midnight
Throwing snowballs at the moon
She said ,sir I've never had it 
But she spoke too f***ing soon.

It's the same the whole world over 
It's the rich what has the fun 
It's the poor what gets the blame 
Oh ain't it all a f***ing shame

Additional  verus and chorus 
sent by Roy Way

'Twas on the bridge at midnight
And her lips were all-a-quiver
She gave a cough
And her leg fell off
And floated down the river

It's the same the whole world over
Ain't it all a fucking shame
It's the rich what gets the pleasure
And the poor what gets the blame