We are from Queen Street, good girls are we
We take a pride in our virginity
We take all precautions against all abortions 
For we are the queen street girls
 
Enough! Enough! four fingers up your chuff!
 
When we go down to the beach for  swim
People remark on the size of our quim
I'll bet you a dollar
It's like a horses collar
For we are the Queen Street girls
 
Enough! Enough! we never get enough!
 
Our Sergeant Major is a fuckin fool
He's only got a teeny weeny tool
It's alright for keyholes 
And little girlies wee holes
But not for the Queen Street girls
 
Enough! Enough! four fingers up your chuff
 
We have a new girl her name is Jane
She only likes it now and again
And again and again and again and again
And again and again and again
 
Enough etc.
 
My name is Humphrey, I'm from Queen Street too
Anything the girls can do, I can do it too
But there's no use pretending
You'll have to catch me bending
For I am from Queen Street too

Enough etc